Links for information about three books published under my name. Click below and buy them all!
STATUS SCHMO – Novel
“Bureaucracy and incompetence had a contest to see which could more easily ruin someone’s life. They chose Joe Winston.”
Aren’t communities supposed to buttress instability and harm?
Joe placed his trust in public structures.
It felt like the right thing to do.
When he tries to remain calm after a zero-tolerance-policy infraction leads to the suspension of his son, his feisty wife Janis has other ideas. As if the biblical epic of Job returned for an encore in modern times, the elementary school incident becomes the catalyst to a storm of bureaucratic malfeasance.
Was government incompetence on autopilot or was it a conspiracy?
Were his misfortunes designed in Hades?
Or the DMV?
Inspired by the tenacity of his spouse, and the loyalty of his friends, can an average citizen become an improbable hero?
Fans of Randian and Orwellian political intrigue and the biting humor of Carl Hiaasen will be thrust into a tale so similar to actual events it’s part maddening, part entertaining, but ultimately inspiring.
Will you identify with Joe Winston?
Grab a copy now and find out!
IDIOTS, ASSHOLES, & ME – Non-fiction, Adult Humor
The definitive guide to coping with morons on the road. Your driving experience will never be the same because now you have names for every type of idiot or asshole on the road.
You’re in for quite a treat – unless of course you’re a participant in the Perpetually Offended Olympics (PPO). If that’s the case, don’t buy this illus
trated book (consider this as your only trigger warning). We contend there are three kinds of drivers, which you can derive from the title. Of the first two, we go after them hard. Why? Because they deserve it and it’s about time someone did.
This might possibly be the most PC intolerant book you’ve ever read. If you’re into that type of thing, this book will hold a special place on your coffee table. You’ll love the reactions of your politically correct friends when they open it up for a read. You’ll take great joy in conjuring up that image for years. Be prepared though. We spare no one in our criticism of driving habits (except ourselves, of course).
A meticulously researched and documented account of the surprising link between driving behavior and personality traits, shaking up the entire community of psychological research. Endorsed and supported by the well known medical reference book, Diagnostic Asshole Manual Number 5 (DAMN-5) and the highly respected American Idiot Psychologist Association (AIPA). Peer reviewed by all major idiot and asshole publications and journals prior to publishing.
CANINE PLAGUE – Novel
The twisted world of mainstream news and social media becomes the catalyst for social upheaval, entangling libertarian Steven Bryant in a frantic fight for the lives of his family and friends. A news story goes viral, causing their once normal lives to take a dangerous turn when a flawed medical research study suggesting man’s best friend might be his worst enemy.
Chaos erupts and a near total collapse of society looms in a perfect storm of government corruption, political correctness, and social justice movements. Steven unwittingly finds himself the leader of a struggle for survival as America’s civil structure and social fabric is exposed as a house of cards. Sworn enemies become allies when faced with a common cause and friends and family members become bitter enemies as they confront hunger and widespread violence in a threat to their very survival.
Life will never be the same.