It is with my deepest regret and heart-felt grief, that I announce the death of our beloved, Nuance. Nuance passed away after a hard fought, 40 year battle with the cancer known as Instant Knowledge and Expertise. Nuance was a hard earned but cherished gift to humanity, now completely squandered away for the sake of trying to impress our friends with our instant, automatically endowed expertise in everything, to be used as a scathing verbal and written weapon, usually bravely delivered by … [Read more...] about The Death of Nuance
New Pandemic on the Horizon.
FROM THE OFFICE OF: U.S. Senator Joe Winston (R-KY)To be disbursed with immediate urgency.WASHINGTON, D.C. This just in. Scientists have recently discovered that TDS, a common virus that has been dormant in roughly fifty percent of the U.S. population, now has various mutations, most of which there is no known cure. This is what is known at this time.-The original strain was mysteriously triggered and emerged from a dormant state on or about the same date, November 8, 2016. Initial … [Read more...] about New Pandemic on the Horizon.